This is how you overcome:

Nov 8th

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Nov 8th

Accounting as made me 99% sure I'm (at...

I’m okay with letters, for the most part, I think, but I mix up numbers like there is no...

Nov 8th

This Sarah McLachlan impression is the...

discodazzler: It was far more depressing than any ASPCA commercial could ever be. SHIT ITS...

Nov 8th

me. wearing all the birthday gifts from italy my stepmom...

Nov 8th

(via davidhorvitz)

Nov 8th

my dashboard does not make me feel any better. at least...

Nov 8th

Differences in the levels of...

heydeneen: PR Campaign topics - The girl who sits next me: How to raise awareness about beauty...

Nov 8th

Tonight:

quote of the night via me: “He’s big & dirty.” We witnessed a woman texting....

Nov 8th

And now we're unrelated and rid of all...

Nov 8th

FUCKKKKK.

My entire crew of people at my old school went to the Yankees parade. FUCK. FUCK. THAT WOULD HAVE...

Nov 8th

halloween scared the fucking shit out of me II we left...

Nov 7th

halloween scared the fucking shit out of me I.

Nov 7th

mcdavis: evangotlib: (via nathanieljames) I would buy...

Nov 6th

robot-heart: Auf Wiedersehen 1 | Tom and Lorenzo/Project...

Nov 6th

“A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why...”
— (via eletheowl) (via shany)

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kayrutledge: upanddowns: theginanicoleblog: snuh: ...

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robot-heart: I’ll Eat You Up I Love You So (via...

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kayrutledge: thedg3: juliasegal: I know I’ve posted it...

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“What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a...”
— OfficeTally (via chapter13) I...

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“Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against...”
— Thomas Jefferson (via azspot) ...

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robot-heart: (via Añorar) The sheer size of buildings in...

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“He took me for a walk around his neighborhood. I’m always...”
— Meeting a Musician by Text...

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“Saving people’s feelings is great, but let’s be real: You...”
— Social Q’s - She’s Pregnant...

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“It was nice to be here once it was all fixed up,” she...”
— Home, Alone - The New York...

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“WHO WINKS THESE DAYS BESIDES PEDOPHILES AND FAKE SANTA...”

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mcdavis: The intensity of this cover makes me want to buy...

Nov 6th

at the gym i was watching CNN

and coverage on the fort hood shooting. then i looked at the tv next to me and it was on fox....

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me too, me too.

Nov 6th

and some bricks too.

Nov 6th

“The three most-repeated attention-getters in the happiness...”
— Po Bronson, puzzling out what...

Nov 6th

ps this kitteh is way older than 4 weeks….  my...

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tyler’s neighbor’s friend was driving out of a...

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U.S. unemployment rate hits 10.2% in October,...

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“Anti-choicers treat the whole process of reproduction as if...”
— “What If My Mother Had Aborted...

Nov 6th

Today in Things We Wish We'd Written

newsweek: “Crime of Shadows”, Mark Bowden’s Vanity Fair piece about the gray areas involved when...

Nov 6th

“If you are trying to ‘win over’ a particular person, let him...”
— Talane Miedaner (via...

Nov 6th

“psych is hard, i mean unless you get your own practice and...”
— found this while going through...

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rheagan: spareunderthemat: Whenever my mom found me like...

Nov 6th

“I didn’t go to college and major in anthropology and...”
— Boyce Watkins, professor of...

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kimbaland: @ spareunderthemat…here’s my dog, Jerzey. ...

Nov 6th

HolySHIFT.

The house is empty. And I feel so anxiously alone. I hate hate hate this feeling. I want my fake...

Nov 6th

Whenever my mom found me like this at night, all hell would...

Nov 6th

(570): I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document

Nov 6th

(216): ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy,...

Nov 6th

I am going to marry someone that will go...

No doubt.

Nov 6th

“costumed children knocked on the door of Michael Mandzuick...”
—  Ocean City man charged with...

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Thoughts.

When you’re with someone you actually like and appreciate, and their flaws don’t slap...

Nov 6th

HAY. I LUK SIX AND WEAR HELLO KITTY. BAI.

Nov 6th

YEAH, I TAKE STEROIDS. I EAT THAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH,...

Nov 5th

Idea:

Pass out pet sitting cards to people that look nice when I take walks along the river in the...

Nov 5th

"Why I'm better than your boyfriend"

…the subject of an upcoming speech in my class, from the crazy, mulatto, English accent...

Nov 5th

“i like your hair it looks good for almost being on fire”
— it’s true, my boss lit a...

Nov 5th

suzywire: scantmusic:synecdoche:

Nov 5th

5 dollar walmart shoes match muahaa

Nov 5th

i have officially declared today to be hello kitty shirt...

Nov 5th

i just talked to my first pet sitting client! three dogs! jebus…

Nov 4th

dang.

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Nov 4th

My English professor got fired over the...

Yeah, the one that told us he couldn’t finish watching Twilight even when he was high, gave us...

Nov 3rd

Things I want to say but cannot:

DEAR “EX”(you thought we were dating - and I did not): I SEE YOU FINALLY RIDDED...

Nov 3rd

girl in my speech class just gave a 10 minute speech on world of warcraft. what the fucking fuck.

Nov 3rd

“You don’t start at the top if you want to find the...”
— Malcolm Gladwell

Nov 3rd

“Good writing does not succeed or fail on the strength of its...”
— Malcolm Gladwell

Nov 3rd

obtained this book on cd today. score.

Nov 3rd

capriquarius: unicornology: semisetadrift:okayjokesover:...

Nov 3rd

(513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book...

Nov 3rd

“I’m from a nice town in New Jersey but pretty much everyone...”
— - Chelsea Handler (via...

Nov 3rd

“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don’t even...”
— Charles Bukowski (via...

Nov 3rd

To the person sitting behind me who...

justkevin: thank you I needed some perspective.

Nov 3rd

holys.

Nov 3rd

“Without goals, you will end up going nowhere, or, you will...”
— Catherine Pulsifer (via...

Nov 3rd

robot-heart: christmas gift for my mum by ~jabberholic on...

Nov 3rd

mills: Fig. 1. Astute viewers will note that ordinarily,...

Nov 3rd

Also, my nephew left his giant bag of...

sade: Idiot! Such a rookie mistake.

Nov 3rd

acewepeel: (via mykicks) Kids used to be so easy to...

Nov 3rd

Conversations From High School

English Teacher: You all know what an autobiography is, right?
Jake: A biography written by a car.
* Classroom full of blank expressions *
Jake: Because "auto" is a prefix sometimes associated with cars, ie "automobile".
* Classroom full of blank expressions *
English Teacher: I'm glad you're in my class, Jake.

Nov 3rd

Day Cares and Other Things:

Day care centers simply scare the shit out of me. If you’re just going to dump your kid off...

Nov 3rd

Down Boy

dearoldlove: Whenever my mind starts to wander your way, I yank it back like a dog on a leash and...

Nov 2nd

“If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of...”
— Lyndon B. Johnson (quote via...

Nov 2nd

if you dont appreciate nataliedee, you dont appreciate me

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i suddenly recall why we (left) ever dated in the first...

Nov 2nd

all dads love the History channel.

Nov 2nd

i apologize for the past and future onslaught of...

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(252): I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.

Nov 2nd

“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us...”
— John Wayne (via fuckyeahhappy)

Nov 2nd

(203): trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

Nov 2nd

THESE ARE SO AMAZING. A hybrid of Gushers and gummie bears -...

Nov 2nd

Interview today.

The lady said she was partial to hiring hard working college students. I think we hit it off pretty...

Nov 2nd

Listen

Between the Trees - White Lines & Red Lights Cause as we’re leaning in, the light...

Nov 2nd

New method:

I’m combining 4 jobs that all pay fairly well, but do not need me very often. Pay for all 4 is...

Nov 1st

Some days it ain't sunny but it ain't so...

javis-is-your-friend: I have to remind myself of this from time to time. Sometimes a few good...

Nov 1st

My position as Senator of Financial...

NOOOOOO. I NEVER EVEN GOT TO FINISH OUT MY TERM. THAT POSITION SHALL FOREVER BE ALL MINE. Note: I...

Nov 1st

People are still slowly realizing I’m not back and I...

Nov 1st

caetiecakes: where i’m pointing is where i am moving to...

Nov 1st

I feel that I should note...

last night I thought I was going out to dinner. I assumed we were sort of doing the same old same...

Nov 1st

“There’s not enough kindness in the world sometimes....”
— Alan. This is the nicest...

Nov 1st

my entire tumblr

is out of chronological order, at least on the first page, and it is highly disappointing.

Nov 1st

“one question. are you here because you need someone or...”
— say anything (via hennypotter)...

Nov 1st

(via bringtheruckuss)

Nov 1st

Watch

caetiecakes: oh good lord, this is HYSTERICAL. i just laughed so hard. TAYLOR SWIFT ALERT.

Nov 1st

caetiecakes: my count thus far:3 glimpses of ass cheek,5 full bare ass flashes and 2 lady crotch...

Nov 1st

caetiecakes: the third wheel is eating a krispy kreme...

Nov 1st

“I just want to feel safe with someone. To not always be...”
— (via poeticheartache) (via...

Nov 1st

caetiecakes: this…THING is what decided to sit next to...

Nov 1st

After tonight, I need to read this entire book ASAP. No...

Nov 1st

I love cameras that take very “real life” shots....

Nov 1st

I look horrid, but remember the windmill I almost ran over...

Nov 1st

file under: things i freakin’ WANT.

Nov 1st

"one question. are you here because you...

ohmygod. i would love to ask you. i’m pretty sure of the answer though, which is why i...

Nov 1st

I am still glowing

from our conversation. I cannot explain how (very openly) conversing past 1am with one other person...

Nov 1st