January 2012
On people bitching about Greg Schaino
leaving, or, alternatively, a post in which I go all Jersey over a Jersey news event.
Get the fuck over it.
It’s college. football. (I know. “IT’S FOOTBALL THOUGH.” Get over it. There are more important things.)
You had a beautiful ‘07 season. Be happy.
You kept Jersey kids in Jersey, good.
Then you put all the money in the stadium.
Cut so many other programs-...
Frat Life.
Discussing returning brown Ray Bans his mama got him cause he already has black, though he was "considering" exchanging for pink....which I am obviously against. Can't go wrong with black or tortoise. Class.
Me: Yeah well you can only wear one at a time...
Him: That's what they said about polos and it's obviously not true. Us frat guys (he is 1 of 3 frat friends I have, and I make fun all the time.) like to wear one pair and keep one hanging on the collar. It looks super cool.
Me: I literally just said "oh my god..." out loud.
Me: Have you ever?
Him: Hahahaha. The polos or the glasses?
Me: The polos...
Me: I'm going to assume you never did the glasses, though it worries me that you asked me to specify...
Him: I was just going that to make you worry... never did either.
Me: Hahahaha. I hate you!!
Him: Such a lie.
Me: So mean!!!
Him: You just hate that you enjoy talking to a former frat boy.
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catchmecassie:
I hate when guys ask me what I want to do and when. Make a fucking plan. It shows you want to spend time with me, and that you have your shit together.
step 1: figure your shit out.
step 2: ask me if i’m good for x on x at x time.
step 3: happiness.
“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.”
– Dalai Lama (via saraliz)
i was just thinking this thought in the shower… if i had gotten that RA job freshman year… oh, how my life would be different. i cried over that. now i laugh.
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“You know, it really got me when people would come by and would tell me stories...”
– Dennis Apple and his wife, Buelah, came to StoryCorps to talk about their son Denny. Nearly 21 years ago, Denny came down with mononucleosis. Before going to bed one night, he took some medicine, and talked about where he wanted to sleep. He never woke up. (via nprfreshair)
18 year...
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You know when
you don’t find someone attractive, but they have the exact same sense of humor as you, can literally make you laugh so hard you almost pee yourself …multiple times a day (honestly, this is a requirement for my future husband… if I’m not constantly suffocating from laughter with him… oh, and also constantly Googling things that randomly come up in conversation,...
“Its late and i turned my brain off hours ago. I told you i have 2 pairs of long...”
– One seriously hysterical dude
“I am here. In spite of everything.”
“Especially The Situation. There’s no way he’s not radiating STDs.”
– love my roommate.
Anyone ever get involved with the Student...
They came in with the Peace Corp today…..
“Choose your strength wisely.”
– Volvo. Omk, this speaks to me today. I love you, Volvo. Always and forever. My fourth will be an s40. It must.
Girlfran I haven't seen in forever: like he's so fit, and I feel like I should be more fit to keep up, you know? Well. I guess you wouldn't.
Me: no, I know exactly. No matter what I do, I still have a baby belly.
Girlfran: me too!! Well, it looks more like a baby in my belly.
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“If a man has tremendous arms and chest and weak legs, then he is only half a...”
– Arthur Saxon talking about curlbros in 1906
WITH THE MINOR
holy fuckkk I just saw that. I’m dying. Happiness.
CLEARED FOR GRADUATION.
With or without the minor, though let’s hope with. I’M DOING IT. I DID IT. three schools, four years…who the fuck does that?! Omg I’m nearly crying in class :’)
45pounds replied to your post: Is there a way to...
He’s had it for two years. Before things got weird, we used to go biking together and meet up at the gym. Before I knew his age, before he tried to kiss me etc etc. He runs his entire business by way of personal cell phone. Plus, even if he didn’t know it offhand, I was a “client” and he would have it….
He also knows where I live which is a bit beyond worrisome.
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Is there a way to save a voicemail
as a file that I can upload? (Possibly to here?)
The crazy hair man called me and left the craziest voicemail. He made it sound like I just walked in, waved a gun around, and walked out. I haven’t talked to anyone from there in over a week…. He called me “a crazy bastard” and a “retard” multiple times and just went completely insane.
Excuse me? I don’t...
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On group projects and dynamics.
For my senior Strat class our professor went to great lengths making groups - let people secretly say who they didn’t want to work with, who they did want to work with, and anything else she should know. One example she gave us, “I want to work with other good students.” Obviously I put that one down, especially since I had no jerkoff inhibitions since it was HER suggestion. My...
Trust your gut.
Not your dumb heart that acts like a fucking child and moves too fast. The gut knows what the tunnel visioned heart ignores. The heart is a mindless sucker. The gut knows a false start much earlier. You shouldn’t ignore that. But there’s only a few more months to make mistakes you know you’re making…
On my wrist- the ENTIRE time. omk omk.
Him: Still pumping iron?
Me: All done!!!
Him: Did you really spend 2 hours there?
Me: Well I was driving there when we talked. Then I had to search my entire car for a hair tie, just to find one on my fucking wrist 15 minutes later. Then I changed and debated how likely it is that the cleaning lady is a thief. Then I lifted and they got new shit and moved everything so it took forever. And. Andddd it was a cardio day. Are you happy??!
Him: hahahahahaha
Him: I feel like I went through all of that with you.
lindsaurus replied to your post: If you're a dude...
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS. LINDS IS LEAVING HER HUSBAND AND WE ARE ELOPING TO THE WEST COAST. AND SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE IN A STATE I’VE NEVER BEEN IN.
Also. More details on the class ring. It was literally the first thing I noticed about him. And I immediately cringed and knew exactly what I was dealing with (still I gave him a chance). It says so much. It says, “I pay...
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When wrong numbers call me, which has been...
Someone asked me why. Are you kidding? It’s free entertainment as I walk from my class to my car. I call a number that called me while I was in class. I get some automated message about “the Magic Jack user you are trying to call” —-WHAT?? WHO EVEN HAS A MAGIC JACK?? Whatever.
The number calls me back immediately. I pick up. I ask his name, it’s a gangster black...
When you see
Your gym boyfriend for the first tome in weeks. And you catch him checking you out. Mutliple times. HAYYYY BOIII. *falls off stairmaster.*
If you're a dude
and you don’t plan, and ask to hang out the night you want to see me, don’t fucking say “skip the workout.” Game over, bro. Plus, you wear a class ring, and that’s always a dealbreaker. I never like those types. Never ever. Gaaaaame fucking over.
“The power of imagination makes us infinite.”
– John Muir, mah man
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Pass me my razor.
Me: Hm.
Roommate: Hmm?
Me: Oh. Nothing. I just forgot I bought these Santa straws. For like 25 cents. *holds up package*
Roommate: A deal.
Me: Yep, I've been in the market for Santa straws for quite some time now, and I finally nailed down a steal.
Roommate: ... *blank stare* Are you being serious?
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lindsaurus replied to your post: Great picture,...
You can be my big sister.
Mom? Are you out there? Any takers?
Brother? I always wanted a big brother. Who’s in?
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I came home before class
to grab my sample magazine for my next class…… and because….. I forgot to hairspray my hair……
…….
I poked my head out of the bathroom and screamed,
“I’M SUCHA JERSEY GIRL RIGHT NOW.”
HAIRSPRAY, YOU GUYS. Last time I used hairspray was for prom… and that was just cause my friend did my hurrr and used it… she left the bottle...
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WatchTwo Step Smoky Eye
She rocks it. I’ll rock it.
isagiatt asked: Great picture, especially the smile. Is it okay if I consider you my foster daughter for today?
Kinda funny
that the possibility of graduating sans minor is giving me more of a heart attack than the “possibility” of not graduating in May. With that, I knew they were wrong. This time its me. If I didn’t work so fucking much, I would have picked up the paperwork yesterday. Still. My fault. Of course there was a staff meeting. Of course. All I could do was to go to every office and explain calmly. And then...
Well.
I finally took off my homeless jacket and revealed the dress to the public. All three ladies in uh the Planned Parenthood office on campus fawned. Yay.
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Watch13-year-old girl becomes record-setting weight lifter
Thirteen-year-old Abbey Watson just returned from the Powerlifting Federation national competition in Oklahoma City where she set 28 records, including eight world records. She set the world record for squats in her weight class by lifting 143.3 pounds.
Abbey started weight lifting three years ago. Her Dad brought her along one morning to...
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In case you are wondering:
I am currently catching up on all my e-learning…..
as my laundry is in the dryer
and
finishing a bottle of wine.
It’s noon.
Working from home makes my life so much better.
10 Rudest Cities In America
here
Top 3: LA, NYC, Philly.
PHILLY????? This is so wrong. Right??
